Make the Sandwich

So memorial day was the official start of summer. The uncertainty that is Spring is finally over. No more not knowing what you are going to wear because the weather will switch up on you and leave you unprepared.

But now that it is hot, us men are lookin and gawkin’ at the ladies hard. Of course, when they are showing a lot more skin now! The flowy summer dresses are on… along with the mini skirts, tights, shorts, etc. Bright colors catch our attention as soon as they step outside.

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Someone sent this to me and I thought it was interetesing and had some implications:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing (and delicious). They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men…men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

A few questions…
1. Are women already predefined as either good or bad, some the cream of the crop and other’s well…at the bottom of the barrel?

2. If men all need to be stomped out to be turned into wine, then what kind of man will already have the courage to grab that top apple?

I thought this was chock full of wisdom till I read the stompin out of the fellas’ at the end. I know a few fems that need a lil coaxing to be all they can be.

There is a no shortage of apples on the ground, ya dig?

Thoughts?

Does your lover still do it for ya?

Does your lover still keep themself up? You know how it is, you get with someone…they all fly catching your eye turning you on and what not. Then time goes by and it ain’t as important as it was before to look nice. You get comfortable, dress a lil more comfortable, stop lifting weights and start gaining some instead.

Does this translate to satisfying sex? How much of your sexual satisfaction is the part that turns you on about the person?

I would wager that the person’s smell, shape, etc probably dictates the mood prior to any act.