Make the Sandwich

Can you cook?

I don’t mean just some ol hamburger helper, canned vegetables and boxed something else. Definitely not no “Slap it together with some water & shit in about 15 minutes and expect to be congratulated” type cookin…

I mean can you really throw down? Can you whip up a meal in under an hour that will make ya partner’s feet curl?

If you can then half the battle is won.

As a man, I don’t understand how these ladies be trying to lock a brotha down and ain’t never said let me invite him over for a home cooked meal. That is just plain crazy.

I have had experiences ranging from a chick telling me to go get some fast food from the street one day after a long day home from work, to a chick telling me she straight up ain’t cooking for me, to another situation where all we did was eat fast food when we were together.

What the heck is up with that?

Let me tell you ladies something! I can vouch for the points attained by a woman who can throw down in that kitchen! Its not a joke. Night after night, a hot meal prepared for a brotha will do wonders for ya.

And don’t get it twisted, I aint even trying to say she gotta cook 24/7 cuz i’m not selfish. I like to make them toes curl too with all the flavors that I can unleash. Girl, stay out the kitchen!

I ain’t gonna ever be mad at no woman that wake me up to some hot ass breakfast. Yes thats eggs and cheese, pancakes, bacon, toast w/ butter, oj & coffee.

I ain’t running from that one. Momma know what pappa like!

Get with the program! You ladies are slippin!!!